Am I Supposed to Swoon?

Last night, I text a guy who had given me his number. I wasn’t sure about him, but his Dad just died so I have him some slack. Boy did he run with that!

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After him telling me he’s looking for a relationship and I say the same, we have this exchange?! Being straight forward does not mean you have liberty to be a pig. Notice how he asked absolutely no questions about who i am. Wants a relationship my ass! Maybe WITH my ass. Apparently my “beefy” ass. What a compliment! And was I supposed to swoon at his allusion to his big dick? Umm, hello, I fucked Big Dick Kinney. Your supposed monster cock does not scare me.

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