Party Time At The Teepee

There are very few messages or people in general that I won’t respond to when they talk to me, but this is one of them.

hi how are you? i think u have a very nice smile!! do you enjoy PARTYING LIKE A ROCSTAR OR ARE YOU A POSER? LETS ROCK AND ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! did u notice my tempo change? LETS ROCK AND ROLL!!!!! I like the little outfit in the kitchen, you look like that its party time at the teepee. ROCK AND ROLL, PARTY LIKE A ROCKSTAR. did u get my adrenaline burst? oh by da way i hate grammar and stuff so im takn like a txtr. likn id and luvnd id. PARTY HARD GOTTA EAT SOME CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKES AND KETCHUP LMFAO OH ITS ON LIKE DONKEY KONG

Ummm…

Hates grammar and stuff? Tempo changes? Party time at the teepee?

This guy would have been better off asking to give me a facial.

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Recent Douchery

Before you read this, read this first. Today, the same guy messaged me again. Our conversation went as follows:

Him: So what makes Amy so dangerous (my name is AmyDanger)

ME: Lots of things. We’ve been out on a date before, Aaron.

Him: I thought you looked really familiar! Did we make out? lol

ME: lol Uhhh…no. Our date was not that great.

Him: Oh well you’re not that really that attractive anyways. You must be at least 250 pounds. That’s a lot of rolls.

ME: Is that all you’ve got to come back with? I’m so unattractive that you messaged me twice? You can plainly see how good-looking I am, and my confidence is so high that your pathetic attempt at an insult won’t even crack the surface.Your lack of charm is just one of the reasons our date was one I laughed about with my friends. Try brushing your hair, wiping your mouth, and asking questions about your date’s life instead of droning on about how much you hate Saskatoon and the whole province of Saskatchewan, while trying to turn it into a joke. You, sir, are an asshat and a douche canoe of the highest order. Go back to Ontario.

I gave him some time to read it and then I blocked him. When I block someone, our conversations disappear from my history, so I assume the same happens on his end. Also, he inadvertently gave me a compliment. I ASPIRE to 250lbs. I must be looking pretty good 😉

Facial, Anyone?

Just another typical POF conversation:

Good morning. Want a facial this morning?

ME: Tempting, but no thanks.

I’m a magnum man

You have a pretty face, I want to fuck you lol

But I have very little free time, just thought I’d ask lol

I can come to your place also

ME: Lol Thanks. You did manage to make me laugh this morning.

Lol we’ll that’s good I guess, but I don’t honk you would be laughing once you seen it

Think I meant lol

I like to eat pussy also just so ya know haha, if your interested, I don’t have much free time, I’m alway busy with work, just found out I have the day off

ME: That’s great. Hopefully you find someone to play with. I’m off to work.

Have a good day