Portion Control

The best way to ensure you don’t eat all of the fries you just ordered at the Burger King drive-thru and took home to eat to soothe your hangover is to drop the bag as soon as you exit your car. The fries will spill out all over the driveway, leaving half or less in the bag for you to eat. A brief “5 second rule” thought will cross your mind, but then you will realize your neighbours are standing outside and you already look crazy enough staring down longingly at your fry-riddled driveway, and you should probably just go into the house before anyone sees your tears.


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